Brian works as a Designer at Zeus Jones, specializing in illustrations, sympathy card satires and arguing about Bon Iver.
Before working at Zeus Jones, Brian laughed at the face of danger as a crew member on Deadliest Catch.
He studied spoken word poetry in college and spent so much time getting in fights with Yankees fans that he almost got kicked out. In his free time, he likes to build soft-serve ice cream machines and sell them to rural versions of Dairy Queen.
Little Known Talents
- Can pat head while rubbing tummy
- Walking the dog with his silver yo-yo
- Stacking cups like a MAD MAN
Keys to Brian’s Heart
- Food: Anything c-a-p-r-e-s-e!
- Music: Rap rock
- Experience: Wrapping presents