Brian Danaher

Bri­an works as a Design­er at Zeus Jones, spe­cial­iz­ing in illus­tra­tions, sym­pa­thy card satires and argu­ing about Bön Iver.

Before work­ing at Zeus Jones, Bri­an laughed at the face of dan­ger as a crew mem­ber on Dead­liest Catch.

He stud­ied spo­ken word poet­ry in col­lege and spent so much time get­ting in fights with Yan­kees fans that he almost got kicked out. In his free time, he likes to build soft-serve ice cream machines and sell them to rur­al ver­sions of Dairy Queen.

Little Known Talents

  • Can pat head while rub­bing tummy
  • Walk­ing the dog with his sil­ver yo-yo
  • Stack­ing cups like a MAD MAN

Keys to Brian’s Heart

  • Food: Any­thing c-a-p-r-e-s-e!
  • Music: Rap rock
  • Experience: Wrap­ping presents