Rob White

Rob works as a Strate­gist at Zeus Jones, spe­cial­iz­ing in…

Before work­ing with a rogue gang of com­pet­i­tive soda drinkers to start this company,

he was the pres­i­dent of Fal­lon and an aspir­ing mil­i­tary code­break­er. Now he breaks down the codes of mil­len­ni­als into busi­ness strate­gies for com­pa­nies large and small and trans­lates the codes of his native Scot­land back to mil­len­ni­als who don’t even know what slàinte” means. In between meet­ings, he likes to court the atten­tion of the office’s Alaskan Klee Kai pup­py, Nico, to var­ied success.

Little Known Talents

  • Hunt and peck typing
  • Get­ting to the air­port at the last minute while still mak­ing his flight
  • Deal­ing with jel­ly­fish stings and fight­ing off scorpions

Keys to Rob’s Heart

  • Food: Hag­gis
  • Music: 2 Chainz
  • Experience: Poach­ing the cud­dliest dog or baby in the office